HESHER'S METAL CARD BOTTLE OPENER

Thirsty, bud. Well, now you hold the heavy metal power to crack the head off any cold one in the palm of your hand.

Keep it in your wallet, stash it in your kitchen, keep that MF thang on you to cut booger sugar, we don't care! The essential uses for this sick-as-hell metal bottle opener know no bounds. Looks damn good too!

DRINK UP, BUD